Places near Vienna’s #1 attraction, the Stephansdom, must be taken with a grain of salt, but the Kleines Café is no tourist trap. During the warmer months, sit by the outdoor tables overlooking the charming square (Franziskanerplatz), but be sure to also take a peek inside. The truly small – kleines – cafe was designed in 1970 by prominent Austrian architect Hermann Czech and consists of small leather booths separated by vertical marble partitions backed by mirror panels. It's dim, tiny, and positively strange. The Kleines Cafe is packed at all times, but try to score a seat from which you can observe the crowd, which always includes at least a few of the stylish, longtime regulars. Price points reflect the central location.

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