No Panic Coffee (Paniglgasse)

No Panic is a new-wave coffee shop chain in Vienna. The most extravagant of the company’s three locations is by the Technical University in District 4, behind Karlsplatz, where much of the immense interior space is left unused and feels like a very rich and very cool person’s kitchen.

One of the walls is taken up entirely by fancy coffee-making and measuring equipment perched on an elongated light-blue cabinet. Customers can camp out at the communal table backed by a giant mirror panel. Lingering is welcome, wifi available. Payment with card only.

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